I'm late to the party this week.
I have a cold.

I feel that's sufficient explanation.

Also, if you tell your children to stand under the hair dryer after swimming, before you walk back home after swimming in minus 8 degree C weather....

...... you should probably heed thine own advice.


As always, Hilary has statements missing some words.   If you should find similar statements, you can forward them to her at Hilary(at)feelingbeachie(dot)com.  If I used, she will add you as co-host to the hop! This week’s co-host is Amy from Life According to Johnny – she came up with the last two statements!

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 This week’s statements:

1. My first car was a blue one.   I'm a girl....I don't know; it went forward when I pressed the right pedal, and stopped when I pressed the left one.  That was good enough for me.

Left Brain:  it was a Ford Taurus.
Me:  oh?  I thought that was our boat  *side eye*

2. My nose is so stuffed up right now, the kids can hardly understand what I am yelling at them.  At least I assume they can't understand me because they keep yelling.

3. I would drop everything to......I'm gonna have to go with a simple reply today: um, breathe?

4. I never tell people I once .....AH!  I see what you're doing there.  trying to get me to confess!! well, it won't work!  I won't spill my guts for you - HA!!!  (unless you have some really good cold meds, in which case, I'm singing like a canary starting all the way back to kindergarten.)

Monkey Boy loves that movie.
That's how I know I am excelling at this parent thing.

Even if Tylenol overdose means I can't remember all their names today.