No regular Coffee Chat until the New Year.  I am in transit today --- off to spread some holiday cheer.
Perhaps the chat will return in the New Year; perhaps on a monthly basis.    

Hopefully the hustle and bustle of the holidays is not causing anyone undue stress.  Realistically, I know that sometimes, it's unavoidable.  Unfortunately the holidays can sometimes bring out the worst, instead of the joyful best.  But laughter is always the best medicine. Next time tensions start running high....burst into one of these cheery Christmas songs.

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me, Me, Me.

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office
and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells.

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers
and Robe, now who am I?

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

Keep smiling this season!
And if you like spreading the joy around, leave a (clean) holiday joke in the comment section.  

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